Thursday, January 21, 2010

NOT EXACTLY THE 'W' COLUMN

Good ol' fashioned, fundamental 57% free throw percentage basketball.

So some guy named Don “Moose” Lewis released a soon-to-be-failed business pitch for a whites only basketball league called the All-American Basketball Alliance. Sounds to me like someone’s been watching the coverage of the earthquake in Haiti and got a little cocky.

One of the main reasons the Moose claims he’s doing this is because white people are now a minority in America. You hear that from racists a lot, but they seem to fail to understand that while whites may not make up over 51% of America, they are still the largest percentage group out there and will be for a couple more generations, and quite frankly, who gives a shit how many black people are in the NBA 50 years after you die? Plus black people aren’t exactly the fastest growing minority group in America. Good thing this guy doesn’t like soccer.

As you might have guessed, this guy has a pretty extensive past as a failed sports promoter, included boxing, and for some reason, he doesn't mind when the boxers aren't white. Sadistic fuck.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

IN GOD'S SIGHT

“Go with God, to Hell.”

Apparently, the scopes used on a lot of combat rifles in Iraq and Afghanistan have Bible versus encoded on them, because, you know, Jesus loved killing towel heads with laser like accuracy.

The sights use tritium, which is a radioactive version of hydrogen. I guess that way, even if you miss the evildoers with your bullet, you can still give them a little cancer. Probably not enough to kill anyone anytime soon, but still enough to annoy them.

Granted, the verses aren’t that obvious, and if no one pointed them out, you’d never notice, but putting the words God on a weapon designed to kill someone seems a little, I don’t know… counter intuitive, like quoting Satan on a defibrillator.

Perhaps the worst part about this is that the verses all refer to the light of God, like John 8:12 “I am the light of the world. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life” and second Corinthians which says "For God, who said, 'Let light shine out of darkness,' made his light shine in our hearts to give us the light of the knowledge of the glory of God in the face of Christ."

Seriously, Biblical puns on laser scopes? Oh fuck you. Even if it isn’t a damnable offense to unlawfully invade a sovereign nation, murder thousands of innocent people and children and then occupy them and force your way of life on the locals purely for financial profit, I’m pretty sure God would get pissed about the puns.