Wednesday, May 8, 2013

ALLIGATOR YARD ART ATTACKS

"No ma'am. I'm yard art."

A woman in Port St. Lucie, Florida saw what she thought was “alligator yard art” and stopped to take a picture of it. The “art” hissed at her, because it was actually an alligator, who was later lassoed by police and animal control.

A few key takeaways from this story:
  • In Port St. Lucie it is considered reasonable that “alligator yard art” exists.
  • In Port St. Lucie “alligator yard art” is valued enough to be photographed by a passing stranger.
  • “Alligator yard art” is usually just a real ass alligator waiting to fucking eat you.

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